Godzilla’s arrival in Manehatten was accompanied by a massive tidal wave as his bulk displaced enough water to swamp the docks and flood the whole waterfront. He strode ashore, streaming seawater off his flanks as his feet crushed the wharves and warehouses. He was as tall as most of the skyscrapers.
“Remember,” said Twilight as she and Fluttershy flew close beside his head. “We need you to subdue, Mogu; not kill him. If you kill him, King Ghidorah’s spirit will be set free and still be able to menace Equestria.”
Godzilla snorted, then roared a challenge across the city.
“He understands,” said Fluttershy. The two ponies retreated to the Ponyville balloon, with which they had led Godzilla to Manehatten and his showdown with Mogu.
“Well, now we see if this works,” said Applejack as Twilight and Fluttershy rejoined the others.
“It will,” said Rainbow Dash, who had been receiving magical medical treatment from Starlight and Twilight along the way. “I’m definitely betting on the Big G there to win. I mean, I’ve fought him.”
“We all fought him,” Applejack reminded her.
“I really don’t think you can call what you did ‘fighting,’ AJ,” said Rainbow smugly.
“Girls, that’s not really the point here,” said Twilight a little testily. She was nervous, and Rainbow and Applejack’s usual bickering was not helping.
Godzilla roared again. From the top of the Equestrian State Building, Mogu gave an answering cry and sprang into the air.
The dragon flew straight at the monster, lifted his head, and unleashed his heat beam. It lanced across Godzilla’s chest, and the monster roared in pain and stepped back, but stayed standing. His dorsal plates blazed blue as Mogu flew past him, banked, and turned to make another run. The Atomic Ray burst from Godzilla’s jaws, slicing across the skies after Mogu. The dragon yelped and put on a burst of speed, trying to escape the destructive beam. The ray cut through a skyscraper, blowing off the top floors. As Godzilla cut his ray, Mogu banked and flew straight for him. The monster roared in rage and charged up Harness Boulevard to meet the oncoming dragon. Mogu struck him head on, sinking his claws into Godzilla’s gills and pivoting around to dig his back claws into the monster’s side.
With a howl of fury, Godzilla twisted his head around and bit hard into Mogu’s arm, at the same time pummeling the dragon’s body to dislodge him.
Mogu shrieked under the terrible blows and tried to fly away, but Godzilla maintained a bulldog grip on his arm, twisting and pulling him around and slamming him into a hi-rise apartment. The impact shook Mogu free of the monster’s grip as the building collapsed about him. Godzilla closed in, seeking to finish him off, but Mogu’s tail swept out and slashed across his face, giving the dragon the chance to take to the sky once more. The dragon banked and flew at him from behind. Godzilla twisted his head to follow his progress, but seemed to make no move to avoid the attack.
Idiot, Mogu thought. Looks like he’s too slow to keep up.
Don’t underestimate him, fool! Ghidorah snapped.
Come on; he’s not even turning…
Then, just before he reached him, Godzilla suddenly ducked and twisted, swiping the air with his huge tail. It slammed into Mogu and sent him careening through the skies and into the side of an office building. Before he could recover, Godzilla’s massive fist slammed into the side of his face, smashing it back into structure. Steel beams bent and concrete shattered as Godzilla pummeled Mogu, pushing him further and further into the building until, at last, it collapsed into rubble on top of him.
Dipping my toes in the semi-embarrassing, but oh-so-fun world of fan fiction. I believe the below image speaks for itself.
Here’s a sample. Read Part One here (Part Two will be up in a few days):
“So, that’s all I know,” said Twilight as the six friends finished up their cider. “And I couldn’t find one word about any of this in any of my books.”
“I gotta say, Twilight, that’s weird; even for us,” said Applejack. “And you have no idea who this here ‘King of Terror’ is?”
“None whatsoever,” sighed Twilight. “I even asked Sunset, but she doesn’t know anything about it either, so it’s not from her world.”
“And we’ve been combing the library all morning looking for anything that might even remotely be related, and came up with nadda,” Spike said.
“Hm,” said Rarity. “I suppose if it comes from another world, there wouldn’t be anything, would there?”
“But then how are we supposed to prepare for it?” said Twilight. “What was the point of warning us?”
“Apparently, not so that you could read up on it,” said Rainbow Dash.
“Yeah!” put in Pinkie. “If that was it, I’m sure the Shubba-Wubbas would have told you what book to read.”
Twilight elected not to address Pinkie’s pronunciation of ‘Shobijin.'”
“Okay,” she said. “But how will we know how to fight the King of Terror? Or even who he is, or when he’s started his attack?”
“Uh,” said Spike, looking out the window. “I’m pretty sure we’ll know.”
He pointed. The ponies all looked and gasped. A huge shape was approaching at high speeds, beating the air with enormous wings.
“Dragon!” Rainbow Dash shouted. Fluttershy shrieked and dived under the table. Twilight telekinetically pulled her out and the six ran to meet the oncoming monstrosity.
“You think that’s the King of Terror?” asked Applejack.
“It’s certainly scary enough,” said Pinkie.
“But it’s just a dragon,” said Rainbow Dash. “You’d think something from another world would be, you know, different. I mean, we have dragons; there’s nothing special about them.”
“Yes, there is!” said Fluttershy, still trying to escape Twilight’s magic. “They’re terrifying!”
The monster dragon soared lower and lower, making for an empty field about a mile or so outside of Ponyville. The six raced to intercept him. Then Spike realized something.
“Hold on,” he said. “That’s Torch!”
“Who?” asked Rainbow.
“The former dragon lord,” said Spike. “What’s he doing here?”
“So…not the King of Terror?”
“No way,” Spike answered. “Just an ordinary, home grown…giant dragon.”
Fluttershy squeaked in terror.
“Don’t worry, Fluttershy,” said Spike. “He’s…well, he’s not nice, but he’s all right as dragons go.”
“Besides, he’s Princess Ember’s father. You like Ember, right?” said Twilight.
“Yes, Ember’s nice,” said Fluttershy, who seemed comforted enough to at least stop trying to fly away. “I hope her dad isn’t angry about anything.”
The six ponies and Spike galloped into the field before the enormous dragon. Torch was almost as large as Twilight’s whole castle, and he looked exhausted. Not only that, but he was bruised and bleeding from numerous fresh-looking injuries, and his armor was rent and dented in places. His daughter, Princess Ember the Dragon Lord, was riding on the top of his head. The blue-and-gold dragon was considerably smaller than her father; not a whole lot bigger than Twilight, in fact. She soared down to meet them, looking just as haggard at her father, though she was free from injuries. The Bloodstone Scepter that marked her status was still in her hand.
“Spike,” she said. “Princess Twilight. We need help.”
“What is it?” asked Twilight. “What happened?”
“We’ve been overthrown,” Torch growled.
“You remember Garble?” said Ember. “Well, he’s back. And he’s…different. Bigger; a lot bigger. And much more powerful! He must have gotten his hands on some kind of magic or something; I’ve never seen anything like it! He just suddenly attacked this morning and overwhelmed us.”
“I don’t understand,” said Spike. “Shouldn’t the Bloodstone Scepter make it so that he can’t do anything against your orders?”
“Yeah, it should,” said Ember. “But it didn’t do anything! He didn’t even flinch when I ordered him to stand down. He just flew right up and attacked my father and…well…”
“‘E threw me about like I was a tiny manticore!” Torch admitted. “Absolutely destroyed me. Never had anything like that happen in a hundred years!”
“I ordered every dragon in the area to help, but all it did was slow him down a bit,” Ember went on. “Finally we just flew for it, leaving him in control of the dragon lands. We came here hoping you could help us.”
“Of course!” said Spike. “We’ll do everything we can!”
He turned to Twilight.
“Uh, which is…what?”
Twilight tapped her chin, thinking. This had to have something to do with the King of Terror…but that couldn’t mean Garble; she’d met Garble before, and he wasn’t from any other world.
“First of all, we should discuss this with Princess Celestia. If Garble’s taken over the Dragon Lands, he’ll be heading for Equestria next. Come on, Ember; there’s something I need to tell you about on the way…”
A scene from the 1938 Frank Capra classic (pardon my repetition) You Can’t Take it With You.
The sad thing is, the things listed here would actually be worth paying for. I’d kill to have my income tax only go to pay for battleships and government salaries.
The clip is also interesting for featuring a really incredible set of star-power packed into five minutes of film. That the legendary Lionel Barrymore as Grandpa Vanderhof, the all-but-immortal Charles Lane (who was still making films in the 1990s) as the IRS man, James Stewart as young Kirby, and the inimitable Jean Arthur as Alice. Meanwhile, in the background, you can see character actors Ann Miller, Spring Byington, Samuel S. Hinds, and Halliwell Hobbs.
Amazingly enough, that doesn’t even come close to exhausting the familiar faces in this film: Eddie “Rochester” Anderson (most famous for the Jack Benny Program, and probably the premier Black comedian of the time) is on hand as the shiftless boyfriend of the family maid, hamtastic character actor Mischa Auer is a mad Russian ballet teacher, Edward Arnold is Kirby senior (giving the stand-out performance of the film), Donald Meek is another house guest, and H.B. Warner (one day to be Mr. Gower in It’s a Wonderful Life) shows up as a ruined businessman. And all directed by one of the greatest filmmakers of all time.
Of course, the real point of the above scene is that Grandpa doesn’t need anything from the government. In fact, they don’t need anything from anyone. Interestingly, part of the reason they don’t need anything is because they have the right to private property; Grandpa owns the house in New York City that they live in (truly the past is another country) and can basically do what he likes with it. If he wants to invite any interesting stranger to come and stay, and if they happen to stay for decades on end, well, what of it? It’s his house.
This is a frequent theme in Capra’s works; skepticism of the rich is blended with a strong regard for property rights, because, in Capra’s view, the right to own property ensures individual liberty. The Vanderhof family can do as they like and ask nothing from anyone because they own their own house.
Owning their own property also allows them to be charitable and contribute to society. The Vanderhof’s aren’t idle bums; they (in Grandpa’s words) “Toil a little, spin a little, and have a barrel of laughs.” Everyone produces something, and no one asks for charity (well, except for Rochester’s character, who’s a lovable bum…but so is Micha Auer’s character).
This calls to mind Ephesians 4:28 “He that stole, let him now steal no more; but rather let him labour, working with his hands the thing which is good, that he may have something to give to him that suffereth need,” which brings me to the other reason the Vanderhof’s don’t need anything from the government: faith and family. They support each other, and God supports all of them. Grandpa makes this explicit right off the bat when asked who takes care of them; “The same one who takes care of the lilies of the field,” and further emphasized by the scenes of him offering grace that bookend the story.
Personally, I’m very skeptical of Chesterton’s notion of ‘Distributism.’ Brilliant as he was, he had a glaring blind spot as far as economics were concerned (something he shared with many other brilliant men, including Theodore Roosevelt and Winston Churchill. It seems the qualities that make for philosophical genius tend to create gaps as far as economics are concerned). However, as an ideal for individuals, a self-sufficient household that asks nothing and produces worthwhile goods to support itself is something worth striving for. It is a very Christian and Biblical notion; each family supporting itself and providing charity to those in need from its own property, bound together by shared faith and love.
Property, faith, and family are the trinity that allows for individual liberty. In our world, we’ve largely lost all three to the extent that we hardly know what we have lost.
Yes, yes: I’ve been on a bit of a pony kick recently. So sue me; it’s my blog.
Season Seven started this weekend, and the first two episodes were really good, so I have high hopes for the future. Mostly I just hope they keep providing quality storytelling the way they’ve been doing, but I have my specific hopes as well. Here are the top seven things I’m hoping we’ll see in Season Seven.
I’m going to try to keep this as specific as possible, so not just “more Discord/Fluttershy scenes” or “More Discord/Trixie scenes” or “more Discord/Maud scenes” (Discord makes everything better), but actual, specific developments and storylines I’d like to see them tackle this time around.
Oh, and obviously there will be spoilers for Seasons 1-6.
- Villain Team Up:
“Villain team up, villain team up…”
I put this low because if it does happen it won’t be until the end of the season. We know that Queen Chrysalis is out plotting revenge, so what would be more natural for her than to figure out a way to break Tirek out and join forces with him? Then they could also bring on some other, lesser bad guys to serve as their henchmen: Sombra’s dead, but Garble would be a good fit as dumb muscle, along with a bitter and vengeful Wind Rider or Lightning Dust (actually, it’d be interesting to see her return in any capacity), and maybe even the Flim Flam Brothers. The point is, something like an Equestrian Sinister Six would be really cool, make a lot of sense given the position the characters are now in, and be a way to up the ante over previous season finales.
- Button Mash:
It’s the biggest long shot on this list, but I can hope. For those who don’t know, Button Mash is the fan name for the colt playing a video game in Hearts and Hooves Day, who has since garnered something of a cult following thanks to an abortive fan-made series focusing on his life, and has become one of the most popular characters to pair with Sweetie Belle (even her voice actress supports that pairing). Considering that the writers have incorporated fan notions of Derpy, Doctor Hooves, and so on, I’d really like to see them to do the same for Button.
- The Return of Diamond Tiara:
Never thought I’d be asking to see more of that little brat. But we haven’t seen anything of her since her reformation in season five; what’s she doing now? In fact, what’s she like now? It’s kind of hard to picture a non-bullying Diamond Tiara (which might be why she hasn’t been around). We don’t necessarily need a whole episode centered on her, but at least having her show up as a supporting character so that we can get some idea of where she is now would be appreciated. Maybe have one of the CMC feeling down and have her come over to talk to them, or do a school-centric episode where she and the CMC end up as rivals again and they both have to deal with old feelings of dislike surfacing in the heat of competition. With how well they’ve handled other reformed villains, I want to see them deal a little more with her.
- Gabby and Gilda Episode:
After meeting the adorably overactive Gabby the Griffin in Season Six, and with Gilda now reformed, I think a griffon-centric episode just begs to be written. Gabby’s ultra cheeriness combined with Gilda’s sullen sarcasm could be absolutely hilarious, and it would let us see how Griffonstone is coming along in the friendship department, as well as further developing both their characters (frankly, we need to see more of ‘good Gilda,’ since she’s been so hated for so long and thus far we’ve only seen her good side in the denouement to one episode and in a silent flashback in another). So, yeah, a griffon episode seems to me to be exactly what’s called for.
- Spotlight One of Pinkie’s Other Sisters:
I love Maud, as does pretty much everyone, and I believe we’re getting a Maud episode early on in the season, which is great. But I would also like to see Pinkie’s other two sisters, Marble and Limestone, receive more development. We know Pinkie spends a day with each of them; what easier than to show us one of those days? I’d especially like more of Marble, who’s adorable (Limestone’s kind of a jerk, but that might make her relationship with Pinkie all the more interesting). Maybe give her actual dialogue this time? It’d be nice to get a better idea of their relationship, whether they’re as close as Pinkie and Maud, how Pinkie handles Marble’s shyness, and so on. Have Fluttershy or, alternatively, Rainbow Dash join them and the potential for sweetness and hilarity is through the roof.
- Scootaloo’s Parents:
Six whole seasons and we still have no idea who is responsible for this kid. I’d really be interested to see some of her home life, especially to finally learn who her guardian is, and whether she lives with both parents, one, or someone else entirely (I get the sense her home life isn’t very happy: it might be interesting to explore that). We could also see how her parents/guardians deal with her apparent disability, what they think of her relationship with Rainbow Dash, and so on. You could also use it as a chance to bring back Diamond Tiara, with the two of them bonding over their shared experience of an unhappy family life, in contrast to Apple Bloom and Sweetie Belle. This is a storyline bursting with potential just waiting to be tapped.
Before Number One, some Runners Up:
-Another Pet-centric episode: Because the pets need more screentime.
-Ember comes to Ponyville: A friendly, but not-too-friendly dragon princess comes to Ponyville; this practically writes itself.
-Owlowicious and Spike centered episode: These two play off each other so well it’s a crime they don’t have more time together.
-Princess Celestia fighting and not losing for once: Yes, yes; need to preserve the drama, but come on! She’s supposed to be one of the most powerful characters in the series and she’s won precisely one on-screen fight this whole time…and it was a flashback!
-Another Rainbow Dash solo number: She’s voiced by a professional singer: let’s take advantage of that, shall we?”
And the number one thing I’d like to see:
- Sunset Shimmer Comes to Equestria:
Now that she’s taken over the role of protagonist in the Equestria Girls films, I would love to have a cross-over episode where Sunset temporarily returns to Equestria. I’d like to see her struggling to readjust back to being a pony after being a human for so long, see her getting to know the pony versions of her friends, and especially have her meet Starlight. The two characters fulfill basically the same role, so bringing them together would be a great opportunity to highlight their differences. Plus it would be interesting to see them compare notes on being reformed villains mentored by Twilight (I’m thinking something like the “two assistants” episode of Monk). I also think the two would play off each other really well, with Sunset the more active, take-charge figure and Starlight the more cerebral, bookish character. Basically, this could be a fantastic and exciting storyline and a great chance to develop one of the coolest characters in the series, so…make this happen.
C.S. Lewis tells us that the ancients considered Friendship the highest form of love.
With that in mind, the following was inevitable